HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! im not really doing anything special just having a few people over to eat dinner with us. HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE!

hey guys its me ambley. well we havent posted anything in a while just been busy...so lets see i just got back from illinois for a few days and am glad to be back in kentucky, i recently broke my phone and was very very very sad.. but luckliy i have gotten another one to replace it and am hopefully going to get a envy touch in november. I will try to have me and asher make a video sometime to post.
TTYL AMBLEY

sup...waz happinin....lata...homes.HILLO

ok so this weekend nothin really exciting happened to me ......... so i have no funny story to write about so im going to type random things that pop in my head READY.................................
donut
fish
stick
nightlight
pig
poop
food
food
food
im tired
cake
party
16
fight
blood
car
new stuff
crack
butt
ha
ha
ha
ha
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by brain hurts
catfish
talking turtle
pepsi
cheetoes
finger cramp
comment
comment
comment
blank
converse
food
...........lata:asher

Hi guys its ambley! YES THE BORING ONE! ok so yes im not as funny as asher but thats bc me and ashley couldnt be exactly the same bc then we wouldnt be best friends. .....get the picture.

Recently we got some comments from some annonomus commenters and from some little trish. SHOUT OUT TO LITTLE TRISH! thanks for commenting. so heres the deal i dont want here no more crap about how asher is funnier WEVE ESTABLISHED THAT she is the comdien and im the blonde but thats aight thats why we made the webshow. But overall thanks for commenting. WE REALLY LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE COMMENT LIKE LOOOOVVVEEEE IT!

So heres what i think im gonna do this weekend im prob gonna get on this blog a few more times. and then im gonna make a sock puppet for church.. im also probualy gonna text ALOT because im a freak like that. so im on the phone with ashley right now and shes talking to her dog...werd she like blowing in its ear saying breathe in breathe in breathe in breathe out..OMG AMBER I KILLED MY DOG! so its freaking hesterical..

okay i really dont know what the hamster is but its so cute and fat gosh just lovvveeeyyyy..

so im trying to be funny,,, haahhaha did you laugh because it would funny if u thought i was be funny you know like hahahahaahahahah funny...

ANYWAYZ IM OUT!

This weekend

this weekend im going to work at mc donalds for like eight hours ye i know sounds like fun buta i get paid i wotk out and i get free food...yessah.... we also have to make a sock puppet for youth class so thats what im going to do......... its going to be neon with yard hair and big eyes......then i have to do homework.....then blog..... then practice piano.... then go to church so i guess you can call it EXPLODING GUTS OF FUN.......................... or boring either way works....so comment on what you got planned for the weekend....
ta4n(thats all 4 now)
ttyl
asher

Happily Never After

Hey everyone thanks for the prayer after my really bad accident with the semi and elephants i assure you the owner will be sued to death. But even after ALL that i am still alive. anywho ive been thinking if you people want us to wtite more and keep making hillarious movies then you better start commenting becasue if not then welll.....you shall see!
I would like to tell you all a story.
Once upon a very recent time there was a girl. she was devilish. evil and overall mean.
then there was this other girl who was just trying to be nice and live her life but she became friends with this evil girl and well the evil girl ruined everything and told everyone lies about being ran over and sat on by overweight things.. but anyway this nice girl was ovbiously STUPID!
one day the dumb girl got smart and wasnt friends with the mean girl anymore.
Once the dumb blonde one wasnt friends with her anymore she decided to go clean and be nice. but when she tried to get dumb one to be friends with her blondy said no.
So they were never friends again
And the blonde one lived happily ever after.


Well this is definitly a fairytale for 2 reasons
1- the dumb one never really got smart and is really over all impossible for her too.
2-the mean girl doesnt have feelings or any type of emotions at all on any situations so she would never go clean.
So the girls would always be friends.
happily never after

Once Upon A Time

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.”
Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.”
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking very upset.
“It’s official, I AM not most beautiful girl in the world..... Asher is.”
Tom Thumb went next and emerged Crappily,
“Asher is also officially the smallest person in the world.”
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking very confused and says.
“Who is Ambley?"
By me asher

my schedule

So guess what guys ............ do you give up??????.......you sound like your comments..... thats right nothing you guys have not been commenting back.... i work very hard to type i mean three fingers has had a stroke from typeing so comment back...now that i got that off my finger(chest..lol)....so for the next thing my schedule for wed. through next wed.
Today talk about comments on blog, make a movie for you guys and put a schedule on
thursday make a funny story up
friday blog on what im going to do over the weekend
saterday a funny story that happened to me over the week or something like that
sunday make another video for yall
monday tell you something about me
tuesday funny pic/fact/or saying
wednesday make new schedule, comment to everyones comments, and make a movie
so thats what you should be expecting........remember to comment or i will hire a pig to fart on you.....
By me Asher

school and piano

heller to all my feller readers (aka everyone) i just wanted you all to pray for amber she was ran over by a semi twice and then sat on by an elephant and yes i was the driver to that semi and yes im the owner of the elephant.....NOT haha you should have seen your face you were all like ewwwww ahhhhhh darnettttt...... well anywho i just wanted to blog to you about school... yea i know BORING but thats ok nothing i write is boring.....kreek...kreek....
well my first period is english two honors(yes im a dork i have alot of honor classes so shut your face whole lol jk)
second period is algebra two honors (its easy, no one fun is in that class except me)
third period is public speaking that class is my fav bc the teacher is funny there is only 10 people in there and you never get hw
fourth is spanish( hola soy Ashley(nina))
fifth is world civ(I HATE HISTORY)
sixth is biology honors(ALL my FRIENDS are IN that CLASS)
i was in band but i have a job, piano, hw, and a life so i couldnt stay after all the time like the band director wanted me to and i lost interst(i played the clarinet) so instead i took piano which im the bomb at. i take lessons every tuesday at 7:30 and i really enjoy it.... im about to play a song for our church choir(son of man) on the keyboard...how AWESOME is that..... well im having trouble bloging while riding an elephant so good luck with life ttyl ME ASHER

I WAS BIT!

Hey its amber commin at you full force! So at my school they have this schedule and its called blue day gold day. Thats where everyother day we have a different unified arts class. So my 2 UA classes are band and gym. so today i had gym.. well in gym class sometimes they bring the speacil kids into class so they can have some exercise too. WELL while in gym today we were playing flag tag you each start off with 2 flags and divide in teams. The object of the game is to get the other teams flags while you keep yours..pretty simple. NOT! today i decided to grab a persons flag from the back, so i couldnt really see who it was and notice that it was one of the speacil class kids.. so i countinued to grab her flag..which led to me running away in terror while she ran after me hissing and growling!...little did i know she was going to jump on me and bit my arm! it wasnt just a bit and release it was a bit and hold on.. i was trying to get her off but she wouldnt pry off sooo it became a little more agressive..not good. luckily my gym teacher got her off and gave me ice and apple slices...Happy ending....so I HATE GYM!
ttyl ambley

yellow!!!!!!(is a color NOT a greeding..lol)

hi,hi,hi helloooooo its me well by that i mean ashley or asher watever ao today i got my first car its AWESOME and CONVERTABLE. its cherry red and its a 1993 suzuki sidekick.... i wont be able to drive it for awile because im turning 16 in january and its only augest but thats ok...... it costs $21 to fill the gas tank all the way up.... it needs a lil body work and a muffler but i got it for 900 dollars wit a brand new 200 dollar radio inside it.... one of the first things i did was name it.... its name is traveler.... why you may ask....well then stop asking questions...jk....i named it that because when i was little like five i would always say daddy i want a traveler instead of tracker yeah weird i know but thats me. my grandma gail got it for me and my aunt gave me a radio which i gave to my sister since i already had one.... thanx to you two out there reading me lol..... well then i thank thats it for now................. i just killed a bug on the computer screen it was pretty gross you should have been here....... well i will keep you updated-asher-

MY CONVERSE!!!!!

HEY! ITS ME AMBER OR AMBLEY OR BLONDE OR WHATEVER ELSE ASHLEYS CALLED ME! LOL okay so since i told u in my last blog that i LOVE CONVERSE! i decided im going to make a list of all the colors i have...so here you go!
1.Neon Orange
2.Black and white
3.Electric Blue
4.Plain white
5.Brown
6.Pink one stars
7.Maroon
8.Yellow
9.Neon pink
10.Green
11.Neon Green
12.Zebra print
13.Double tounges pink and green ones
14.neon yellowish neon grenish...lol
15.Red
16.Blk and white checkered
17.a light blue kinda tealish
18.dark purple
19.Grey

P.s all these are low tops! i guess i just like them better but if i had the chace to get highs i would any converse would be great!!!!
P.P.S a good place to get converse are Journeyz...Rue 21....lady footlocker and or anywhere else you can find them!!!

HERES SOME PICS FROM OUR TRIP TO THE CREATION MUESEUM!
hes got a big head and little arms! lol A zorse not a liger a zorse! mixture of zebra and horse!

CUTE LAMAS> WE LOVE DE LAMAS

WE ARE TALKING TO THE CAMERA PERSON WHILE TRYING TO SMILE> WERE THAT GOOD!

CHEESSSSIIINNNGGGG IITTTT UUUUPPPPPP!



I LOVE DE COW! ASHLEYS FAVORITE COW!

GEMME KISSY! DONT EAT ME!

LOVE ME AND PLZZ PLZZ DONT EAT ME!

ahhh beautiful random scenery ahh refreashing! lol

Its me amber.

Okay so id like to say first that although i am brunette i am toatally blonde. its like someone tells and joke and they have to say it five times before i completely get it. I AM A CRAPPY SPELLER! so i am apologizeing now for all the words that i spell wrong.
SO me best friend is ashley (read her blog post) she is toatally a meany but what can i say she realtes to me and excepts my blondeness so we are great friends.
Now i am in 8th grade and am ready for highschool already its like 8th grade is the worst your right there about to fall off the middle school mountain but not ready to go on the the even bigger mountain highschool sooo HORRIBLE!
I have a few pets
1- my dog jackson hes a black lab and toatally cute!
2- cat name louis i am really not a cat person so thats why its technically my sisters but its still my pet.
3-4 fish i started off with 7 but weellll im a fish killer not on purpose but it just happens! so now im down to 4.
thats all my pets for now.
I have one sibling and that is ENOUGH! mt sisters name is chloe she has just recently turned 6 and despite the fact that she is really super super super! anoying i still love her. but bluuhh enough of that love fest! lol
My favorite color is orange, dark orange, neon orange, it doesnt matter orange will always come out first.
My favorite food is mashed potatos...
I recently deveoped a love for grape soda..(ashley HATES GRAPE SODA) but ya know im my own person....
I really like the twilight books there my favorite books i belive.
i like the series burn notce and royal pains, but my favorite movie is blood diamond it inspired alot of writing peices for school and overall helped me.
NOTICE! VERY IMPORTANT!
I love converse! i have 19 pairs of them i will make a list another day...lol
I have a envy2 verision wireless phone and i recomend it to anywon who is a text freak like me!
well buh-bye fo now gtg ttyl!

ME.the one and only ashley.....

so the one thing you should know about me is im not the nicest person in the world i tell people the truth wether they want to here it or not....thats me ....get over it.....but other then that you should love me, i know i do!!! i LOVE bright colors exept puple, i HATE purple...i also love converse...well i have two dogs ones a yellow lab wit 10% beagle in her(i hate when she barks) her name is miley and no not like the famous singer, like marley but miley bc she is a girl.... our other dog is abby a fat mean frightening mini pincher(we like to call her mega pin cuz she is sooo FAT)... i have a brother and a sister, a mom and a dad, and a bff amber, but enough about them lets get back on me..... im reallllllly skinney but i do eat..... i like dr. pepper... chips....cheddars.... and mickey dees....my fav color is neon green... fav actor is robert patterson(aka edward cullen) i like burn notice and psych.... i go to an apostolic penticostal church nlt.....i luv to talk and im always at the mall shopping... i work at mc donalds......... i also just got a red 1993 Suzuki Sidekick,which is awesome.... also my fav word/saying is buh humbug...well not really i just thought of it so yea..... also i can get away wit lieing very easily mostly bc its hard to concentrate on what im saying with the most buetiful person standing in front of you!!!!lol..... im also a smart allic im a tenth grade and A TOTAL NERD!!!! lol i love all songs and your prob thinking what about the stupid ones well i love to make fun of them...i hate dumb drivers.....im very random...i like to take pics.... im almost 16.......i have a life unlike most people....while im on that subject...l im done typeing to you so buh bye!!!!!

asher and ambleys exsplanation letter

This is our plan people we (ashley and amber) are going to make a blog. Doesnt blog sound funny? Yes it does... lol so CHECK weve already done that. now as u dont know me and ashley are NOT sisters everyone we thinks we are but no were not. so since were not sisters we dont live in the same house therefore we dont share a computer. aka were splitting the blog!

Ok so you people who are reading this probualy want to know stuff about us so we are each going to write posts on the blog we will be specific and clarify when it is Amber or Ashley or the two of us combined. this right here blog post is COMBINED! So go ahead and go read our blogs!

ta ta for now-ashley

love-amber