Happily Never After

Hey everyone thanks for the prayer after my really bad accident with the semi and elephants i assure you the owner will be sued to death. But even after ALL that i am still alive. anywho ive been thinking if you people want us to wtite more and keep making hillarious movies then you better start commenting becasue if not then welll.....you shall see!
I would like to tell you all a story.
Once upon a very recent time there was a girl. she was devilish. evil and overall mean.
then there was this other girl who was just trying to be nice and live her life but she became friends with this evil girl and well the evil girl ruined everything and told everyone lies about being ran over and sat on by overweight things.. but anyway this nice girl was ovbiously STUPID!
one day the dumb girl got smart and wasnt friends with the mean girl anymore.
Once the dumb blonde one wasnt friends with her anymore she decided to go clean and be nice. but when she tried to get dumb one to be friends with her blondy said no.
So they were never friends again
And the blonde one lived happily ever after.


Well this is definitly a fairytale for 2 reasons
1- the dumb one never really got smart and is really over all impossible for her too.
2-the mean girl doesnt have feelings or any type of emotions at all on any situations so she would never go clean.
So the girls would always be friends.
happily never after

Once Upon A Time

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.”
Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.”
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking very upset.
“It’s official, I AM not most beautiful girl in the world..... Asher is.”
Tom Thumb went next and emerged Crappily,
“Asher is also officially the smallest person in the world.”
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking very confused and says.
“Who is Ambley?"
By me asher

my schedule

So guess what guys ............ do you give up??????.......you sound like your comments..... thats right nothing you guys have not been commenting back.... i work very hard to type i mean three fingers has had a stroke from typeing so comment back...now that i got that off my finger(chest..lol)....so for the next thing my schedule for wed. through next wed.
Today talk about comments on blog, make a movie for you guys and put a schedule on
thursday make a funny story up
friday blog on what im going to do over the weekend
saterday a funny story that happened to me over the week or something like that
sunday make another video for yall
monday tell you something about me
tuesday funny pic/fact/or saying
wednesday make new schedule, comment to everyones comments, and make a movie
so thats what you should be expecting........remember to comment or i will hire a pig to fart on you.....
By me Asher

school and piano

heller to all my feller readers (aka everyone) i just wanted you all to pray for amber she was ran over by a semi twice and then sat on by an elephant and yes i was the driver to that semi and yes im the owner of the elephant.....NOT haha you should have seen your face you were all like ewwwww ahhhhhh darnettttt...... well anywho i just wanted to blog to you about school... yea i know BORING but thats ok nothing i write is boring.....kreek...kreek....
well my first period is english two honors(yes im a dork i have alot of honor classes so shut your face whole lol jk)
second period is algebra two honors (its easy, no one fun is in that class except me)
third period is public speaking that class is my fav bc the teacher is funny there is only 10 people in there and you never get hw
fourth is spanish( hola soy Ashley(nina))
fifth is world civ(I HATE HISTORY)
sixth is biology honors(ALL my FRIENDS are IN that CLASS)
i was in band but i have a job, piano, hw, and a life so i couldnt stay after all the time like the band director wanted me to and i lost interst(i played the clarinet) so instead i took piano which im the bomb at. i take lessons every tuesday at 7:30 and i really enjoy it.... im about to play a song for our church choir(son of man) on the keyboard...how AWESOME is that..... well im having trouble bloging while riding an elephant so good luck with life ttyl ME ASHER

I WAS BIT!

Hey its amber commin at you full force! So at my school they have this schedule and its called blue day gold day. Thats where everyother day we have a different unified arts class. So my 2 UA classes are band and gym. so today i had gym.. well in gym class sometimes they bring the speacil kids into class so they can have some exercise too. WELL while in gym today we were playing flag tag you each start off with 2 flags and divide in teams. The object of the game is to get the other teams flags while you keep yours..pretty simple. NOT! today i decided to grab a persons flag from the back, so i couldnt really see who it was and notice that it was one of the speacil class kids.. so i countinued to grab her flag..which led to me running away in terror while she ran after me hissing and growling!...little did i know she was going to jump on me and bit my arm! it wasnt just a bit and release it was a bit and hold on.. i was trying to get her off but she wouldnt pry off sooo it became a little more agressive..not good. luckily my gym teacher got her off and gave me ice and apple slices...Happy ending....so I HATE GYM!
ttyl ambley

yellow!!!!!!(is a color NOT a greeding..lol)

hi,hi,hi helloooooo its me well by that i mean ashley or asher watever ao today i got my first car its AWESOME and CONVERTABLE. its cherry red and its a 1993 suzuki sidekick.... i wont be able to drive it for awile because im turning 16 in january and its only augest but thats ok...... it costs $21 to fill the gas tank all the way up.... it needs a lil body work and a muffler but i got it for 900 dollars wit a brand new 200 dollar radio inside it.... one of the first things i did was name it.... its name is traveler.... why you may ask....well then stop asking questions...jk....i named it that because when i was little like five i would always say daddy i want a traveler instead of tracker yeah weird i know but thats me. my grandma gail got it for me and my aunt gave me a radio which i gave to my sister since i already had one.... thanx to you two out there reading me lol..... well then i thank thats it for now................. i just killed a bug on the computer screen it was pretty gross you should have been here....... well i will keep you updated-asher-