sup...waz happinin....lata...homes.HILLO

ok so this weekend nothin really exciting happened to me ......... so i have no funny story to write about so im going to type random things that pop in my head READY.................................
donut
fish
stick
nightlight
pig
poop
food
food
food
im tired
cake
party
16
fight
blood
car
new stuff
crack
butt
ha
ha
ha
ha
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by brain hurts
catfish
talking turtle
pepsi
cheetoes
finger cramp
comment
comment
comment
blank
converse
food
...........lata:asher

Hi guys its ambley! YES THE BORING ONE! ok so yes im not as funny as asher but thats bc me and ashley couldnt be exactly the same bc then we wouldnt be best friends. .....get the picture.

Recently we got some comments from some annonomus commenters and from some little trish. SHOUT OUT TO LITTLE TRISH! thanks for commenting. so heres the deal i dont want here no more crap about how asher is funnier WEVE ESTABLISHED THAT she is the comdien and im the blonde but thats aight thats why we made the webshow. But overall thanks for commenting. WE REALLY LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE COMMENT LIKE LOOOOVVVEEEE IT!

So heres what i think im gonna do this weekend im prob gonna get on this blog a few more times. and then im gonna make a sock puppet for church.. im also probualy gonna text ALOT because im a freak like that. so im on the phone with ashley right now and shes talking to her dog...werd she like blowing in its ear saying breathe in breathe in breathe in breathe out..OMG AMBER I KILLED MY DOG! so its freaking hesterical..

okay i really dont know what the hamster is but its so cute and fat gosh just lovvveeeyyyy..

so im trying to be funny,,, haahhaha did you laugh because it would funny if u thought i was be funny you know like hahahahaahahahah funny...

ANYWAYZ IM OUT!

This weekend

this weekend im going to work at mc donalds for like eight hours ye i know sounds like fun buta i get paid i wotk out and i get free food...yessah.... we also have to make a sock puppet for youth class so thats what im going to do......... its going to be neon with yard hair and big eyes......then i have to do homework.....then blog..... then practice piano.... then go to church so i guess you can call it EXPLODING GUTS OF FUN.......................... or boring either way works....so comment on what you got planned for the weekend....
ta4n(thats all 4 now)
ttyl
asher

Happily Never After

Hey everyone thanks for the prayer after my really bad accident with the semi and elephants i assure you the owner will be sued to death. But even after ALL that i am still alive. anywho ive been thinking if you people want us to wtite more and keep making hillarious movies then you better start commenting becasue if not then welll.....you shall see!
I would like to tell you all a story.
Once upon a very recent time there was a girl. she was devilish. evil and overall mean.
then there was this other girl who was just trying to be nice and live her life but she became friends with this evil girl and well the evil girl ruined everything and told everyone lies about being ran over and sat on by overweight things.. but anyway this nice girl was ovbiously STUPID!
one day the dumb girl got smart and wasnt friends with the mean girl anymore.
Once the dumb blonde one wasnt friends with her anymore she decided to go clean and be nice. but when she tried to get dumb one to be friends with her blondy said no.
So they were never friends again
And the blonde one lived happily ever after.


Well this is definitly a fairytale for 2 reasons
1- the dumb one never really got smart and is really over all impossible for her too.
2-the mean girl doesnt have feelings or any type of emotions at all on any situations so she would never go clean.
So the girls would always be friends.
happily never after

Once Upon A Time

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.”
Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.”
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking very upset.
“It’s official, I AM not most beautiful girl in the world..... Asher is.”
Tom Thumb went next and emerged Crappily,
“Asher is also officially the smallest person in the world.”
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking very confused and says.
“Who is Ambley?"
By me asher

my schedule

So guess what guys ............ do you give up??????.......you sound like your comments..... thats right nothing you guys have not been commenting back.... i work very hard to type i mean three fingers has had a stroke from typeing so comment back...now that i got that off my finger(chest..lol)....so for the next thing my schedule for wed. through next wed.
Today talk about comments on blog, make a movie for you guys and put a schedule on
thursday make a funny story up
friday blog on what im going to do over the weekend
saterday a funny story that happened to me over the week or something like that
sunday make another video for yall
monday tell you something about me
tuesday funny pic/fact/or saying
wednesday make new schedule, comment to everyones comments, and make a movie
so thats what you should be expecting........remember to comment or i will hire a pig to fart on you.....
By me Asher