Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.”
Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.”
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking very upset.
“It’s official, I AM not most beautiful girl in the world..... Asher is.”
Tom Thumb went next and emerged Crappily,
“Asher is also officially the smallest person in the world.”
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking very confused and says.
“Who is Ambley?"
By me asher
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thats funny
ReplyDeletehow do you guys come up with this stuff
little Trish
thats funny
ReplyDeletedid you come up with that story yourself
your really really funny
you should go into comedy
or modeling(not to be lesbo)
little Trish